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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!
The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it
A history joke
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
With their eyes shut!
How did the boy feel after being caned?
Absolutely whacked!
What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
A history joke
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A history joke
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
A history joke
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!
A history joke
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!